mylifeasateenage-wizard:

I don’t even want a relationship so much as I want to use someone for my own snuggles and kiss related needs
I need someone to let me nap on them, pronto

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docislegend:

write-love-art:

nicevagina:

bestrooftalkever:

BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING! BABY HUSKY HOWLING!

MY HEART IS MELTING.

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

that is the most adorable shit I have ever seen

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trinitymemes:

tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.

Everybody needs to watch this.

Everybody.

This is why I think paparazzis are the most fucked up, revolting things. Nothing but a group of humans who have forgotten that celebrities are still people too.

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dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailor_Moon_R:_The_Movie

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nyehs:

shuckl:

I’VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS PICTURE

HHGFGGGGRFRFRFGHERFGHFGHS

nyehs:

shuckl:

I’VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS PICTURE

HHGFGGGGRFRFRFGHERFGHFGHS

(Source: ushijima1129)

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seriousjones:

i need men’s rights because i’ve been walking in a small circle for years. i can only do men’s lefts. i am very hungry. women laugh at me

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blue-author:

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

WHY IS THE FUTURE

I just tried this D:

  • How to Get Anyone to Believe Women Are Not Anti-Social Monsters
  • Some Jerks Want To Keep You Alive
  • The Real Reason Straight Men Should Want to Visit France Will Tara Keep TheDoctor Who Got A Saturday Morning Cartoon Characters
  • Tom Cruise Admits He Asked Out A Hurricane
  • Grumpy Cat as Disney Princesses Is The Perfect Omelet
  • Mellow Out With Cheesy Twist
  • 7 Superpowered Animal Senses You Won’t Believe Began as Publicity Stunts

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egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

  • desserts & stressed
  • drawer & reward
  • gateman & nametag
  • time & emit
  • laced & decal
  • regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

dude

Pretty sure the only source I can find for this (and it’s only for semordnilap, not emordnilap) is on Wikipedia.

Which leads me to call total bullshit.

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